an avid football fan comes to gate of St. Peter where he is greeted by an angel.
"Come with me, I'll give you the grand tour", said the angel.
While walking they come to GRIDIRON WAY.
"what's this?", said the football fan.
"this is GRIDIRON WAY, home to all past football coaching greats", said the angel.
"WOW, whose house is that?", pointing to nice two-story cape...
"Why, that's Vince Lombardi's...very nice, yet conservative.
they walk a little further, and they come upon a great, huge victorian home.
"Whose is that?"...the angel replies, "Why that's Ray Clayborn's...very loud and extravigant".
they walk a little further and they see a large mansion, huge white pillars out front, a pool with a bar and jacuzzi in the back. no sooner do they get the front of the huge gate, when they see a little italian man running around the front yard...he's wearing high water pants with the noticable white socks and black nikes, the pitch black hair and coke bottle glasses...
"WOW, I didn't know Joe Paterno passed away"
"He didn't, that's just God, he thinks he's Joe Paterno!!!"
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